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This story is from Hunter's third grade portfolio. I features a made up character, Bobra. Our boys have a tendancy to use the name Bob when they are being funny. (They even know that is my Grandpa Ricks name, but they just think it is funny! I guess I have never meet a boy their age called Bob.)

Secrets by Hunter Warnick

Chapter 1 Secrets
Once upon a time there lived a girl named Bobra B. Jr. She worked at Sonic. She was married to a handsome man name Joe Smoe, Jr. bobra had two kids and three secrets. One, she's a spy. Two, she's a special opps spy. Three, she's pregnant. Eventually she revealed the third but never the first two. It was a bright summer day when Bobra, Joe, Misty Sara and baby Jakey were having a picnic and discussing Bobra's new job as a model. Bobra was modeling a green dress, green flipflops and a green bracelet. Bobra was chosen to be a model because Bobra had beautiful tan skin, brown hair, brown eyes, white teeth and she was very skinny.

Chapter 2 Dark Star!
Bobra was at the OSS waiting for her next assignment when the OSS had received a a code and Bobra had to crack it! A second later Babra cracked it. It said my name is Dark Star and I am here to take over the human race. Bobra knew what to do go home and sadly feed the baby second get Dark star. An hour later Bobra was at the OSS picking up supplies. An hour and a half later Bobra was in Dark Star's elevator. Dooooon doooooooon doooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnn. His hid out is under Sonic. When she gets into his secret hideout she sings her spectacular theme song. (music notes) To the tune of Bad Romance (music notes) Booooooobra, she is so cooooooool.  Boooooooooobra she works at Sonic!!! Would like a salty sideorder of curly fries......(pause)......With supreme curls. Dooooonnnn doooooooon doooooooooooonnnnnnnnnn.

Chapter 3 Chicken
Suddenly Bobra was capatured in a tremendous, colossal, enormus, mammoth and gigantic steel chicken . The she had a light bulb! Because she remembered that she brought Minnie Man the small size of your thumb. To go through the key hole and find the key then unlock the steel chicken. So then he did the easy kind of complicated task. Then Bobra escaped and went home half an hour later. Bobra got home and recieived a stylish letter from the model company. Saying she was, you better be ready for this okay?!

Chapter 4 Fired

FIRED!So Bobra got depressed. dooonnnn dooooonnnnnnndoooooooooonnnnnnn. It was months of crying and chocolates. Finally she got another stylish letter from the modeling company saying ever since she was fired their money was dropping! So that meant they were in big trouble. So the letter said the only way you can get your job back is if you tell us your secret identity. Bobra was shocked. If she did Bobra would get in big trouble from the OSS. "I can't," she said over and over again in her head! She begged and begged and begged in her non fashinabal letters. Finally, the let Bobra do something else they said in a letter the other thing was that she had to kill her husband. Bobra screamed as laud as could screeeeeeech!! Suddenly Babra stopped because she thought of a way she could kill Joe without really killing him. It was a very, very, very easy plan to follow. Or was it? doooonnnn dooooonnnn dooooooooooooooonnnnn! The plan was that Bobra needed a blow torch, chicken for lunch, latter and a decoy of Joes from supercialifraglelistickexpealladoshushs. Shannatatc Shop! Bobra traveld for hours trying to stay hidden from Dark Star. Finally one million two thousand eight, hundred nine seconds later Bobra was bakc at home setting up her plan to kill Joes but not to really kill him. Then Bobra got hungry and went inside to eat the chicken. Then she went back outside and got decoy Joe out of the smelly garage of doom. Dooooonnnnnn dooooooonnnnn. doooooooooooonnnnnnnnn. Then she put decoy Joe on the ladder then put the ladder on fire and to her surprise she killed Dark Star instead!  
The End